
100% Natural Soy Wax
Candles for Kinky Freaks
From pegging to BDSM, and everything in between, there's a big wide world out there to explore, what are you waiting for?
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Smells Like Anal Beads Candle
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I Love Dick Candle
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I Love Anal Candle
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Your Boyfriend's Cum Sock Candle
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Emotionally Unavailable Candle
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I Love Slags Candle
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Catch Flights Not STIs Candle
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I Love Pussy Candle
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Chicks Before Dicks Candle
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Choke Me Candle
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Eat Your Girl Out or I Will Candle
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Cumslut Candle
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Fuck Off I'm Wanking Candle
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Pillow Princess Candle
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Looking Forward to Pegging Some Misogynists This Week Candle
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Neurospicy Candle
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Why a Kloak Candle is the perfect gift for the kinky freak?
Welcome to the wild side of Kloak Candles, where things get spicy and a little bit cheeky. Our Candles for Kinky Freaks collection is designed for those who like their gifts as bold as their personalities. Whether you’re shopping for a partner, a friend with a wicked sense of humour, or just treating yourself (because why not?), these candles are here to bring the heat.
Each candle comes with a sassy label and a seriously seductive scent—hand-poured with love (and a little mischief) right in Bournemouth. We use 100% natural soy wax and eco-friendly packaging because we care about the planet just as much as we care about your bedroom vibes.
Fragrance choices? Oh, we’ve got them:
Sweet and sultry Vanilla
Fresh and zesty Orange & Bergamot
Spicy and energising Lemongrass & Ginger
Fluffy and irresistible Marshmallow Fluff
Deep and smoky Tobacco & Oak
Clean and calming Fresh Linen
Or keep it mysterious with our Mystery Scent option
So, whether you’re setting the mood for a romantic night or just cracking up your mates with a hilariously naughty gift, this collection has you covered. Shop now and light up your life—literally and figuratively.
Kloak Candles: Handmade sass with a touch of kink. Because life’s too short for boring candles.