

Who's Kloak Candles?
I make candles in my kitchen and sell them on the internet. Obviously there's more to it than that, but you get the jist.
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Just a Girl...
That started making candles in her kitchen back in 2020. Tried and failed (a lot) until I got it down to a t.
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That Launched an Etsy Shop
A teeny tiny Etsy shop went live in 2021, that now hold over 200 different candles, over 100 5 star reviews and an amazing community.
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And a Website 🤯
This website goes live today, as in today when I'm writing this. It's been a journey, and thank you for being here.

Where it Started
Meet Natalka
An Etsy seller that probably took it a step to far, Kloak Candles was born and still thrives in my kitchen.
Having designed hundreds of labels, made thousands of candles and dealt with potentially every type of customer you can imagine, it only seemed right that Kloak Candles got her own little corner of the internet.
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What makes Kloak Candles different to other brands?
At Kloak Candles, we’re all about fun, sass, and strong scents. Each candle is handmade in my kitchen in Bournemouth with 100% natural soy wax. We pride ourselves on offering unique labels that make people laugh and stand out. Oh, and we pack each candle with a higher fragrance ratio to give you a seriously strong scent throw. No boring candles here!
How long do your candles burn for?
Each Kloak Candle provides up to 30 hours of burn time, depending on your environment and how often you light it. Perfect for making your house smell amazing, whether you're hosting a party or binge-watching your favourite show.
Are your candles vegan and cruelty-free?
Yes, absolutely! All Kloak Candles are made with 100% vegan-friendly soy wax, and our fragrances are cruelty-free too. We also ensure that everything is IFRA & EU compliant, so you can burn with peace of mind.
Is your packaging sustainable?
You bet! We’re all about reducing waste, so we use fully recyclable packaging, including the glass jars and aluminum lids. Plus, we have a recycling program where you can return your jar for a 50% discount on your next purchase. Go green while making your space smell amazing!
How long does delivery take?
I know waiting sucks, so I make sure to dispatch orders within 1-2 days. You’ll get free 48-hour tracked delivery on orders over £25, or if you’re in a hurry, we’ve got expedited options available. Delivery times can vary, but rest assured, your candle will be on its way to you super fast!
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Live, Laugh, Lobotomy Candle
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Neurospicy Candle
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Only Slags can Smell This Candle
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This is my Seasonal Depression Candle
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Tarot Cards Candle
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Alpha Male Repellent Candle
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