
Make a Wish
Candles for the Ultimate Birthday
Blow out the birthday candles and light one of these instead—because nothing says “happy birthday” like a gift that’s equal parts hilarious and unhinged.
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Made in the 80's (so really fucking old) Candle
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Birthday Candle - Grants One Wish
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Only Cunts are Born in December Candle
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Only Cunts are Born in November Candle
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Only Cunts are Born in October Candle
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Only Cunts are Born in September Candle
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Only Cunts are Born in August Candle
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Only Cunts are Born in July Candle
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Eau de Crusty Old Man Candle
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Only Cunts are Born in June Candle
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Only Cunts are Born in May Candle
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Only Cunts are Born in April Candle
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Only Cunts are Born in March Candle
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Only Cunts are Born in February Candle
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Only Cunts are Born in January Candle
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Let's Sing Happy Birthday Together
Blow out the candles and light one of these instead—our funny birthday candles are the ultimate quirky, sassy, and slightly unhinged birthday gifts for friends, family, and anyone who deserves a little chaos with their cake. Whether you’re shopping for a bestie with a dark sense of humour, a sibling who deserves a bit of roasting, or a co-worker who’s just here for the office cake, we’ve got the perfect funny birthday present to match their vibe.
Handmade in Bournemouth using 100% natural soy wax, these candles burn cleaner, last longer, and smell amazing, thanks to a strong scent throw and high fragrance ratio. With hundreds of hilarious designs, they make the ideal birthday gift for men, women, and everyone in between—because nothing says “I care” like a candle that’s equal parts thoughtful and unhinged.