
We Run The World
Candles for the Girl Boss
For the girl boss who’s booked, busy, and running on caffeine and audacity—these candles smell like success (and maybe a little burnout).
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Big Dick Energy Candle
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Alpha Male Repellent Candle
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I Love Canva Candle
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Personality Hire Candle
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Fries Before Guys Candle
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Spreadsheet Goddess Candle
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Brains are the New Tits Candle
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Had to Have a Sex Change Just for Equal Pay Candle
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Dreaming of a World Without Mansplaining Candle
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Time to Smash the Patriarchy Candle
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Looking Forward to Pegging Some Misogynists This Week Candle
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Carry Yourself with the Confidence of a Mediocre White Man Candle
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Don't Need to Shake my Arse for you cos I've got a Brain Candle
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Men are the Real Pandemic Candle
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Woman in STEM Candle
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Everyone Loves a Woman in Control...
Power up your workspace, unwind after a long day of making moves, or manifest your next promotion with our girl boss candles—the perfect funny gifts for ambitious women who run on coffee, confidence, and pure determination. Whether you’re smashing glass ceilings, building an empire, or just surviving another Monday, these candles are here to set the mood (and maybe drown out the smell of corporate bullshit).
Handmade in Bournemouth using 100% natural soy wax, our candles burn cleaner, last longer, and throw a strong scent to keep your space smelling as powerful as you feel. With sassy, empowering, and slightly unhinged designs, they make the ultimate gift for entrepreneurs, workaholics, and side-hustle queens. Because let’s be honest—sometimes the only thing holding you together is a candle, a to-do list, and sheer stubbornness.