Welcome to the ultimate collection of funny gifts for emotionally unavailable people—because feelings are overrated, and commitment is terrifying. Whether you’re the walking red flag your friends warn people about, a proud avoidant attachment style ambassador, or just dead inside but still polite, these candles get it. Designed for chronically single queens, low-key commitment-phobes, and anyone who prefers a well-timed meme over deep conversations, this range is pure emotional detachment in a jar.

Handmade in Bournemouth, every candle is 100% natural soy wax, pet-friendly, and has a strong scent throw—perfect for masking the scent of your latest situationship leaving in a hurry. With hundreds of designs, these are ideal funny breakup gifts, toxic ex survival kits, or just a way to let visitors know upfront that no, you will not be unpacking your trauma for them.