About Kloak
The sassiest, quirkiest candle brand around, hand-pouring 100% natural soy wax creations in Bournemouth with eco-friendly vibes, bold fragrances, and labels that always keep it real.

Feeling Risky?
Mystery Fragrance
I test a ton of different fragrances to make sure I've got the best selection possible - the Mystery Fragrance option is your chance to try one of these before I make it official.
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For the Belly Laughs
Because the world's gone crazy and we have to laugh at something 🫠


You're gonna love these:
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Live, Laugh, Lobotomy Candle
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Neurospicy Candle
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Only Slags can Smell This Candle
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This is my Seasonal Depression Candle
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Tarot Cards Candle
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Pillow Princess Candle
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Mentally Unstable Candle
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Itty Bitty Titty Committee Candle
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I'm Literally Just a Girl Candle
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Hot Girl's Poo Too Candle
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Fries Before Guys Candle
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Eat Your Girl Out or I Will Candle
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Dead Inside Candle
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Chicks Before Dicks Candle
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Carry Yourself with the Confidence of a Mediocre White Man Candle
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