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Every Kloak Candle is carefully handmade by me in Bournemouth, with a little help from my trusty kitchen! I use 100% natural soy wax, which is pet-friendly, burns cleaner, and lasts longer than traditional paraffin wax. You’ll love the strong scent throw, thanks to a higher fragrance-to-wax ratio. Plus, each candle offers up to 30 hours of burn time—more time to enjoy those cheeky vibes.

All my candles come in fully recyclable packaging, because I’m all about sustainability and good vibes. With 100’s of designs, there’s a Kloak Candle for every occasion, making them the perfect gift for anyone who appreciates a little extra sass and a lot of personality.

At Kloak Candles, we understand that scent is everything. It sets the mood, creates memories, and brings comfort to any space. That’s why we’ve carefully curated a collection of fragrances to cater to every preference, from warm and inviting to fresh and energising. Here’s a rundown of our signature fragrance options, each designed to make your space feel truly special.

Vanilla

Sweet, warm, and comforting—our Vanilla fragrance is the perfect classic scent. Imagine freshly chopped vanilla pods, releasing their delicate, spicy, and floral aroma into the air. It’s the ultimate scent for those who crave a smooth and soothing atmosphere, without being overpowering. This scent will bring warmth to any room and is ideal for cozy nights or relaxing afternoons.

Fresh Linen

Our Fresh Linen fragrance is inspired by the crisp, clean smell of freshly laundered sheets—light, airy, and full of serenity. It’s the perfect blend of delicate floral notes with a soft, powdery finish, evoking a sense of purity and relaxation. If you love the feeling of stepping into a room filled with fresh, clean air, this is the scent for you.

Orange & Bergamot

Citrusy and invigorating, the Orange & Bergamot fragrance is a perfect balance of fresh and zesty. Top notes of sweet orange and tangy bergamot blend beautifully with the subtle scent of mandarin, neroli, and a touch of cardamom. This scent will refresh your senses and uplift your spirit, making it the ideal fragrance to start your day or give your space a revitalising boost.

Lemongrass & Ginger

Bright, fresh, and slightly spicy, Lemongrass & Ginger is the fragrance that energises and awakens the senses. The combination of lemongrass, ginger, and citrus creates a lively and energising scent that works perfectly in kitchens or bathrooms. It’s the perfect choice for anyone who enjoys a bold, invigorating fragrance that makes a statement and keeps things fresh.

Marshmallow Fluff

For those who love sweet, nostalgic scents, Marshmallow Fluff is the fragrance you’ve been waiting for. This creamy, sugary, vanilla scent will remind you of your favourite childhood treat. With smooth, light notes of fluffy marshmallow and a hint of vanilla, this fragrance brings a sense of warmth and comfort to any space, perfect for winding down after a long day.

Tobacco & Oak

Rich, smoky, and sophisticated, Tobacco & Oak offers a unique, warm fragrance that envelops you like a cozy blanket. The combination of earthy oak and bold tobacco is enhanced with hints of leather, spice, and musk. This fragrance is perfect for those who appreciate deeper, more complex scents and want to add a touch of elegance to their space.

Mystery Fragrance

Feeling adventurous? Our Mystery Fragrance offers a surprise! A carefully crafted blend that we keep under wraps until you experience it for yourself. It’s the perfect option for those who love a bit of intrigue in their life. If you’re up for trying something new, let this mysterious scent tantalise your senses. With subtle, intriguing notes, it’s sure to keep you guessing.

Each of our fragrances is vegan-friendly, IFRA & EU compliant, and made from high-quality ingredients to ensure an exceptional scent throw. Whether you’re drawn to sweet, citrusy, or rich earthy scents, there’s something in our collection for everyone. Let your home be filled with the perfect fragrance from Kloak Candles, and enjoy every moment of your space.

We want your candles to reach you as quickly as possible, so we dispatch all orders within 2 days. We use 48-hour tracked Royal Mail delivery to ensure your order arrives safely and on time. Delivery is just £2.99, but if your order totals over £25, we’ll send it to you for free!

Once your order has been dispatched, we’ll send you an email with your tracking number so you can keep an eye on your delivery’s progress.

We want you to love your Kloak Candles! If for any reason you’re not happy with your candle, you can return it within 30 days for a full refund or replacement. Simply get in touch with us, and we’ll provide the return address.

Changed your mind? Get in touch with us to cancel your order as soon as possible. Please note that we cannot accept cancellations for orders that have already been dispatched. But don’t worry, if your order isn’t quite right, we’ve got you covered with easy returns.